Deadass Flowers
Customize Your Bouquet
Customize Your Bouquet
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Custom bouquets. Built for your space. No back-and-forth required.
Pick a size. Pick if you want gem and stone details. Drop in a few words about what you're after — colors, flowers, vibe — and a couple of reference pics. That's it. I take it from there.
The deal: you don't pay unless we align
Here's how the pricing works: you pay your starting price at checkout to lock in your spot in the queue. Within 24 hours, I send you a build plan based on your preferences and reference pics. If we don't align on the vision, you get a full refund — no questions, no friction. I only start building once you've approved the plan.
How it works
- You pick a size (and gems, if you want them).
- You tell me what you're after in the two fields below — preferences + reference images.
- You check out. I confirm within 24 hours with a build plan.
- You approve. If we're not aligned, full refund — no charge.
- I make it. Typical turnaround is 2 weeks from approval.
Sizes
- Extra Large — Centerpiece for a room. Dramatic. The one people ask about when they walk in. $300–$500.
- Large — Console, mantel, or dining table. The one that anchors the room. $250–$300.
- Medium — Side table, entryway, kitchen counter. Substantial without taking over. $150–$250.
- Small — Desk topper. Nightstand. Bathroom shelf. Quiet, intentional. $75–$150.
Price ranges reflect complexity, stems, and vessel choice. Your listed price is your starting point — if your build lands at the higher end of the range, I'll confirm before I start. No surprise charges, ever.
Stone & Gem Details (optional)
- Light (+$75) — A few accent gems woven through. Subtle catch-the-light moment.
- Heavy (+$110) — Stones and gems featured throughout. Statement-piece energy.
What I need from you
Two pieces of info — both optional, both useful:
- Any preferences? Could be specific colors, flowers, a vibe, or a room it's going in. The more honest the better — "moody, no pink, I like spider mums" is more useful than "make it pretty."
- Reference images. Up to 5 pics. Could be other bouquets you've saved, a photo of the space, an outfit, a mood. Anything visual.
Drop these in the two fields below before checkout. If you don't see the fields on your screen, no stress — I'll email you right after checkout and you can reply with everything there.
The fine print
- All bouquets are real-touch silk — they don't die, they don't drop petals, they don't need water.
- Cat-safe. Apartment-safe. Allergy-safe.
- Full refund if we don't align on the vision after checkout. You only pay once production starts.
- Our default is with vessel, if you only want flowers let us know at checkout and we will come back with an adjusted price
- Once production starts (after your approval), no changes.
- NYC pickup or shipped nationwide.
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